I'm a skilled hacker & reverse engineer. I'm fluent in C & assembly & I can almost reverse-engineer anything. I'm mainly interested by code obfuscation, decompiling, compilation, code optimization, code profiling & analysis, hardware simulation, ... I'm also very interested in reverse-engineering hardware either by using screwdrivers, microscopes, and chemicals or through extensive micro benchmarking and data analysis.

"I have a hamburger patty in the fridge and I want to reverse engineer it to the cow it came from." [Seen on a Usenet decompilation thread]